The Malibu Beach Vampires

Chairperson, Malibu Vampires, Inc.

Vice President, Vampire Affairs

Colonel Oliver West

Rev. Tim Fakker

Congressman Terry Upstart

Vampire in Charge of Federal Budget

Pammy Faye Fakker

Wannabe Cher

Rocket Scientist

Census Taker

Barbara Bush Impersonator

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Brain Surgeon