SSI: Sex Squad Investigation

Det. John Honeysuckle / Pantomime Horse

Officer Katrina Lightbody / Funeral Party

Vice President Selina Moon

Charlotte Weaver

President Shrub

Jessica Shrub

Peeping Tom

Simmons

Bob Jurunkle / Jimmy O'Connor / President's Doctor / Dance Judge / Mystery Heavyman / Funeral Party / SSI Officer / Pantomime Horse

Hotel Manager / President's Bodyguard / Funeral Party

Mickey Honeysuckle / Vietnam Cook / Osama Bin Laden / Voice of Hank Remmington / Dance Judge

Farmer / Pvt. Lewis J. Kowalski / FBI Agent / Dance Judge

Christian Girl

Cheerleader