If You Don't Stop It...You'll Go Blind!!!

Big Al / Bellboy / Busy Waiter

Woman with Voracious Appetite / Marianne Cleavage, TV Jack-Pot Contestant

Various Characters

Man Rescuing Captive Woman (as Pat Wright)

Hilton Banks

Morris Goldberg / Fruit Peddler

Awards Emcee

Himself

(as Tali Cochrane)

Sex Clinic Survey Girl

(as Doug Frey)