CRABMAN

Crabman / Paparazzi / Mr. News Anchor / Podcaster 2

Jimmy / Ernest Fairfield / "Falcon Guy" Actor / Pat Maweeni / Robert "Angela" Smith

Newscaster 1

Newscaster 2 / Picture-Taker

Podcaster 1

Rapscallion

Passenger Rapscallion

Driver Rapscallion

John's Mom

Robert Rodriguez

The Crablantian Crown